"I think I'm love."
"Tiana, that's a chair."✧apothiromantic apothisexual
✧fantasy author
✧chaotic neutral
✧competitive pianist
"Someone said he was going to start a fire and I was like 'no, I'M going to start a fire.'"
"A molotov cocktail is always the solution."
"Maybe the real doughnuts were the shrimps we made along the way."
Quotes
"Bullying is different than getting the doughnut you deserve."
"Forget 'will kill for money', I'll pay you to let me kill someone. And that's how your bestie became an assassin."
"It's like Christmas with a knife."
"I'm doggy paddling my way to victory."
"SURPRISE MOTHERFLUFFERS-"
"I asked for an uber driver, not an uwu driver."
"Don't be shy, tip the zebra."
Bio
I love to write fantasy novels, and I actually published one on Amazon! If you're interested, I have the link to it in my socials (click the right arrow icon again and click the amazon logo, it'll take you to my author page) and you can read the first few chapters for free by going to my Wattpad profile link and finding "The Hidden Protector"!I also write fanfictions on Wattpad, but I have trouble with finishing them. Oops. I'm introverted and homeschooled; which makes me extremely socially awkward. I may come off as rude, but I promise I'm not trying to be.
I'm especially awkward if I talk to someone in public. At least during text I can form complete sentences, so, you'd have much better luck talking to me online than in real life. I've been playing piano for 10 years, (I'm a classical pianist and I participate in local competitions) and violin for 5 years.My birthday is May 12th, 2008. My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. (sue me, food is fucking delicious) I love poking holes in plots, defying stereotypes, playing Genshin Impact; and I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up besides an author. (But that's more of a part-time thing)I don't really know what else to put here sooo I guess that's it?
Friends and Book Recs
Connor was just a normal 12 year old boy... right? Nope. Turns out he's an Elf from another Realm with magical powers who's had his memories wiped. When his adoptive family is taken, a mysterious girl claiming to be his friend whisks him back to his home Realm in an attempt to save the world, and get his family back.Hailey wished she could be normal. She'd been hunted her whole life; seen her family murdered- and with her magic out of control, everything seemed hopeless. With Connor back, she'd hoped things would get better, but things were getting worse and worse at every turn. When a chance arises to finally control her magic, and stop the people who'd murdered her family and countless others- she'll do anything it takes to bring them to justice.
My Book
That's right, this is a book published by yours truly! Click on the picture to be redirected to the book's Amazon page!
Socials